The Thing About Community College

   Since I have such a wealth of knowledge and the rest of the world is in the dark, I thought I would shed some light on another area of life. Community College. After spending three tragic years there, I pretty much have a handle on the place-sort of. We’re gonna go with the number system again.

1.                          Almost everyone there thinks you’re in real college. You’re not. Lets think about this for a minute- did you have to get accepted? No. Did you have to take the SAT? No. Can you get anything higher then a two-year degree? No. Did you play “two truths and a lie” on your first day of class? Yes. You’re not in real college. Which brings me right to point number 2.

2.                         Why do students in community college wear real colleges logos? We all know you don’t go to UCF, we have class with you here…at Seminole community college.

3.                         Almost everyone in Community College either is a parent or lives with theirs.

4.                  There’s this weird understanding people seem to have that says “we’re all friends.” I don’t agree with this, but it doesn’t stop everyone from talking to me. Just walk fast and hold a piece of paper-it will look like you have to be somewhere really important and people will leave you alone.

5.                          Positive side to Community Colleges: Moms. Classes are full of them! You definitely want to make friends with them as soon as you can. They’re great partners for projects because they know how to get it done and do it right. They’re also super supportive and think you’re really smart if you know how to make a Venn diagram. Another fun fact: they always have snacks!